horizontally vertical.

hahahaahahahahaa OMG I'M LAUGHING AT NERD JOKES.

you know what they say about crossing the line, over to the dark side? the threshold of matahari IS that line.
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extract from yy's blogpost:

" fine pen ! have sex with the pink pencil! well, i wanna fuck jason mraz! "
Says Soon yi to her cheating pen. ( i know! whats wrong with her right! :B)

I PLEAD OUTRIGHT SLANDER! if you were there, you'd agree that i was the sane one in the conversation.

like, seriously.

i swear!



yy: i wonder what its like being crazy.
soons: what do you mean, you wonder?
yy: screw you.

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yy: well i think crazy people are happy. i think it would be nice to be crazy.
soons: yeah but only if i get to be the "*in a dazed, blank eyed way* the birds are unicorns and the sky is green" kinda crazy, not the 'they're out to GET me, i tell you!" kinda crazy.
yy: HIGH FIVE GIRLFRIEND.


don't judge, you're no better.


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extract from 'the MANY bimbos in my life', season 83, episode 859, part 3a(i) yes there are that many episodes.

nic puts head on table, cheek down.
nic tips trophy on table, trophy lies sideways on table. nic stares at said trophy.

nic: look, its standing!
soons: ... *wtf face*

soons places trophy upright again.

soons: oh no, it fell.

that's all for today folks, tune in tomorrow, there's SO much more where that came from.

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because perspectives are flip sides of the same coin.







so flip the damn coin over, before you speak.