i am the walrus! coo coo catchoo!

hahaha. i love calvin & hobbes and zits. the comic lah obviously, not the real thing.


:D a little something to perk you up, if you, like me, realised how much you shouldn't have gotten out of bed today because the day was going to be SO crap.


seriously.


the stars must've been aligned for disaster. the moon must've been in cancer or aquarius or some crap. i should've seen it coming. i should've read the signs I SHOULD'VE READ THE GODDAMNED TIMETABLE.


bm, sejarah, and addmath, all in one day. SWEET.


i hate feeling stupid :(




Today, i learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

Today, i was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After i told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

Today, I found out I'm sterile. My wife and I have three kids: 14, 11 and 4. FML

lol. reading about the misfortunes of others DOES make you feel better :D

you've more to give the world, yet you keep your secrets to yourself till you press them to a pearl.

Gosh it feels like just an hour ago i was gloating about our ten day holiday and how we totally deserve it after like a whole month of exams.

As long as it took to come, it passed twice as fast.

I did nothing. Of all the ambitious things I meant to do in this week i've probably done like, one of them, which is to go shopping. Hahaha. But just as well. Becaue after this break, i'm SUPPOSEDLY going to nerd my ass off till spm. I'm saying this now so should the temptation arise to sway me away from this plan, i'll be embarrassed to succumb to it because i've publicly written that I was going to study so I AM GOING TO STUDY, DAMMIT.

I'm sooo dreading getting back my results lah. Monday, bloody monday.

Oh yeah, does anyone even like remember about our physics paper on monday?

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You know how we see a decent looking person and go 'duuuuuude, smokin.' or 'check out the jugs on that one' or 'i'd tap that'.

ew.

anyway my point is we see someone and go 'she's pretty' or 'she's hot' or she's fugly, right?

LET ME SET THIS STRAIGHT.

Okay lah fugly is a giant heading under which all ugly falls. But there IS a difference between hot and pretty.

I can't explain it, so i'll just show you.

HOT IS:

megan foxx

kim kardashan

paris (not really but whatever)

PRETTY IS:

alba

kate beckinsale

zooey deschanel

but BEAUTIFUL IS:

grace kelly

audrey hepburn

and they're dead. So this generation, we've lost it.

cos i mean yeah hot is great and all,

But beautiful never dies.

well you're magic, he said

Well you're magic, he said
But don't let it all go to your head
'Cause I bet if you all had it all figured out
Then you’d never get out of bed
Well no doubt
Of all the things that I’ve read what he wrote me
Is now sounding like the man I was hoping to be
Keep on keeping it real
'Cause it keeps getting easier he'll see
He’s the reason that I’m laughing
Even if there’s no one else
He said, you’ve got to love yourself

He said you shouldn’t mumble when you speak
But keep your tongue up in your cheek
And if you stumble onto something better
Remember that it’s humble that you seek
And you’ve got all the skill you need
Individuality
You’ve got something
Call it gumption
Call it anything you want
Because when you play the fool now
You’re only fooling everyone else
You’re learning to love yourself.

There’s no price to pay
When you're givin' what you take
That’s why it’s easy to thank you.

Let’s say take a break from our day
and get back to the old garage.
Because life’s too short anyway
but at least it’s better than average
As long as you got me and I got you
You know we've got a lot to go around
I’ll be your friend Your other brother
Another love to come and comfort you
And I’ll keep reminding
If it’s the only thing I ever do
I will always love you
It's true I love, it's true I love, its true
It's you I love



Climb up
over the top
Survey the state of the soul
You’ve got to find out for yourself
whether or not you’re truly trying
Why not
give it a shot?
Shake it, Take control and inevitably
wind up finding for yourself
All the strengths you have inside still rising

Climb up
over the top
Survey the state of the soul
You’ve got to find out for yourself
whether or not you’re truly trying
Why not
give it a shot?
Shake it, Take control and inevitably
wind up finding for yourself
all the strengths you have inside of you.




Jason Mraz - Song for a Friend






read, listen, ponder.





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on a seperate note, Jeremy Tang is desperate to be famous.

he knows that the only way he can achieve fame is to ride on my glory.

since he wants it so badly, i shall give him a leg up and post a little something about him here.


Jeremy is


a kid,

Scraps,

full of crap,

my co-beggar in london,

GAY.




read, envision, ponder.





no lah don't.

i got the dynamo of volition

you know what i don't get?

people in general.

let me come clean. i don't have a tv. our family just plain doesn't own one, wouldn't get one if we needed to.

i know, what the heck? but hear me out.

a few years back our tv blew, and dad decided we weren't gonna buy a new one. mom and i were like shucks what an ass. but being techies, all of us got our own entertainment on our own computers. and i began to discover the massive choice of entertainment and stuff online, and the choice was growing too with the introduction of p2p programs torrents youtube and whatnot.

but i still thought we were missing out.

so once in a while i'd go back to my grandma's and go like hey i get to watch some tv yay! so i'd get on the couch, remote in hand and get ready for some entertainment.



hmm kinda boring. nevermind flip channel.

uhh. maybe the next one.

wtf is this. next.

don't worry there are about like 800 channels on this thing right.

flip

flip

flip

flip

oh what the- flip



watching tv is supposed to cure boredom, so why the hell am i bored actually WATCHING tv?

then i realised. i actually don't miss tv at all.

i know you don't get what i'm saying but for real, i don't miss watching tv at all. most people still find joy in watching tv because you do it everyday, you accept it as it is and you don't ask for more. once you stop and completely wean off it, you start to find other alternatives, and then tv just plain isn't so great anymore.

so what i'm really trying to talk about is choice.




we need to be reminded that we have choices sometimes, and we need to seriously exhaust those choices people because being spoonfed anything and everything the media wants you to ingest is bad to say the least.

i don't watch tv because i select exactly what i put in my mind. i don't listen to the radio because i determine exactly what is put on my playlist. i choose what i want to eat, i decide what i want to wear.



i choose to pick my own content of my own life, down to the last damn detail. (or at least i try)


do you?


to say that tv is a good source of entertainment, news and connectivity is old news. our media has developed, so develop with it. you realise everything that is made mainstream is carefully filtered and selected for your viewing right. if you think you're getting any truth (more like lies by omission) from your tv news, i can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are. mainstream media is manipulated to the agenda of the ruling government whatever that may be.

if your brain didn't register that, what i'm essentially saying is your elected representatives pick what you see, choose what you hear, determine what you consume.

hello? freedom of choice? are you going to blindly have that taken away?

























picture this:

dinnertime. table is set. family members shuffle in one by one, take a plate, heap it high with food, shuffle back out. family sit around tv. family gather, but never really acknowledge one another. family gaze like zombies upon their glowing tv panel, mechanically chewing what they're brain subconsciously passes off as food. no conversation, no how was your days, no you'll never guess what happened to me todays.

just total undivided attention to the fucking inanimate television.

and suddenly *thank god* a real freakin voice speaks.

'dad can you pass the soya sauce?'




quality family time my colossal ass. sound familiar? sound like your typical dinnertime?




the united kingdom have set aside a day every year when the entire nation simply UNPLUGS. its NO TV DAY.



many people have begun to see the adverse effects on tv and have begun to give it up altogether, like this guy

who says he's

1. Becoming more aware of the TV’s presence
2. Noticing TV’s presence outside the home
3. Saving time4. Expanding socially
5. Seeking higher quality entertainment (told you so)
6. Feeling more ambitious
7. Spending less time on the computer (ok la this i disagree)
8. Not missing TV



heck, even the ever so philosophical and wise (&horny) beyond his years Jason Mraz condones it.
http://freshnessfactorfivethousand.blogspot.com

'In a household with no TV, it’s easy to bring good games to life. In our home, we are suckers for...'
okay so i was actually looking for this other post he mentioned about switching off the tv but i can't find it and i'm too lazy so this will do.


am i making any sense to you?

speaking from experience i can tell you there's NOTHING on tv you can't get online. the only difference is you get to choose.

choose your playlist. choose your tv programs. choose your government JUST BLOODY CHOOSE.


i'm not being self righteous or anything but seriously,


by your own volition, start today.













turn off your tv, and switch on your mind.





off to watch grey's anatomy now. meredith is such a whiny hag.

RESURRECTION

of

1. my life

2. this blog

trials ended today! FINALbloodyLY.
exams for one month / 4 weeks / 28 days / 1 period cycle SUCKS. the living daylight out of me. its like i never thought this day would come. i live once more. for about 10 days anyway.


TO DO:
chill
watch grey's anatomy
chill
shop
chill
sleep
chill
chat
chill
REPEAT

i know, i'm SO busy.


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i know i was wrong to leave you behind. i know i've been absent and never ever there. i know i was wrong to walk out on this. i shouldn't have taken you for granted.


but i'm back. i'm here. i'm ready to try. and i'm sorry.


and i swear that i will give it my all, if you give me one more shot.




i'll never forsake you again, blog.





yeah lah i know lah you're probably rolling your eyes and placing bets on how long this blog attempt will last. but you see right my problem is everyday i get faced with interesting things that make good blogging material and think to myself 'this will look funny in type' and then when i come home and stare at the screen my mind blanks.

and i can't think of anything to write.

and then someone messages me and i reply.

then i youtube.

then i watch grey's anatomy.

then i sign in facebook.

then i reply more messages.

and i never arrive back at the blog tab.


my attention span like goldfish lah sorry. i try lah kay try :)



till next time, hopefully.